Realitybites, 45

I'm geeky, funny, I love vampires, werewolves and people with top hats. If I could, I would love to time travel- However I would be faced with the harsh reality that if time travel was possible, I would most likely be someone's slave, forced to build a railway, burnt at the stake for being left handed, or be subject to the Kings amusement as a person of colour who is articulate and could read & write with the foresight to tell accurate stories of the future whilst wearing a sundial on my wrist.

One day I will accomplish my dream of getting around the world, but so far have only gone halfway on both sides of the Atlantic...perhaps if I wear a blue leotard with a red cape it may be easier.

If I could have a groundhog day moment it would be when I met George Lucas- If it was a groundhog year I'd either do the 80's all over again but if it was outside my lifetime I'd like to relive the mid-60's-early 70's in California with my VW bug and bus at the ready.

I live in a castle that has a back door to another dimension and am looking for an Alice for my wonderland.

Trolls, elves, fairies, angels. gargoyles and those from another realm please apply here.