Mlyndonw, 34

I'm neurodivergent in the same way Patrick Bateman is an American Psycho. It's not really on the surface, although it comes out the more you know.

Additionally, my flirting / attempt at a pickup line can be summed up in the following: "Are you a house party..? Because I'm getting overstimulated just thinking about you".

If the prior doesn't work, my fall back strategy will always be over-sharing about my vinyl library, or the borderline masochistic challenges I'm working on or have completed in video games I spend time 'enjoying'.
If I notice neither of those are getting anywhere, prepare for a good old fashioned live acted '...', or a comment on your shoes in an attempt to garnish interest. Smile. I suppose it's worth mentioning I'm enthusiastic about the following: 1. That feeling which arises when completing a video game challenge or cosplay outfit. 2. Spending far too much time watching / reading anime and manga to have any sibilance of a realistic expectation of a potential relationship. 3. Unhealthy daily degen engagement on Discord with friends via gaming, doome-scrolling, or talking about stuff no one else cares or thinks about. 4. Watching my library of overly expensive thermoplastic spin around on my turntable with it's pretty colors only to be paired with often unlistenable mathcore metal, and sometimes good music. 5. Films, shows, and other watchable media that almost certainly induces a feeling of dread, psychosis, and the like. Fun! 6. Frequently wondering why I get the dad-bod seed rather than being cute enough to pursue a career as an Insta-reel cosplay girly-pop with a big.. 7. Being built-backwards with no recourse in site. 8. Uhm... 9, and 10. *My OCD really just needed to get to 10.*